Reasons to Own A Stroker

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Men, you’re going to masturbate anyways, so why not do it with something that feels better than your hand? For a long time, men have been scrutinized for owning strokers or sex toys of any kind. I’m here to tell you, it’s more common than you think. Many men believe that by purchasing an adult toy, they are admitting that they can’t get laid. This belief is flawed and untrue. Many men in healthy relationships own strokers. And many women have purchased them for their boyfriends, husbands, etc. There are many reasons to own a stroker. In this article, we will discuss some of those reasons.

1. You’re going to masturbate anyway…

You’re going to masturbate anyways, so you might as well have a good time. Using a stroker is more immersive and will give you a more satisfying orgasm. Alien Love Co makes strokers for men tired of the cookie-cutter devices that all look the same. People who hate that alien porn always has human-looking parts. Why would an alien, who only slightly resembles a human, have a vagina that looks human? (You can browse our selection of alien strokers, here.)

2. It’s nice not to work for it…

one of the main reasons to own a stroker is the simplicity of it. Even if you are sexually active and get laid all the time, sometimes it’s nice not to work for it. You have probably had this same thought at some point in a relationship. Sometimes you want to get the job done. I don’t know any man who doesn’t feel this way sometimes. The convenience of owning a stroker is that it’s always ready and doesn’t need any foreplay. Just lube it up, slide it in and out a couple of times, then wash it and put it away. Super easy.

3. Cheaper than a one-night stand…

It’s great if you aren’t a fan of one-night stands. Personally, one-night stands were never my thing. Who has the time to go out and find someone to bring home anymore? Buying a stroker will cost you less in the long run than trying to hook up with people at the bar or club. 

4. Being horny sucks…

Save yourself the time and embarrassment of trying to booty-call your ex. I get it. Being horny sucks, especially if you are recently broken up or are in between relationships. Rather than trying to wake your ex up at two in the morning for a complicated booty call, you can just bust in your stroker. With gas prices what they are, you don’t need to be driving halfway across town to get laid.

5. Convenience…

One of the great reasons to own a stroker is that they are convenient when you or your partner are away. Having a stroker with you on a long trip can help keep you faithful to your significant other when they aren’t around. Being in the army, I travel a lot, sometimes for months. My wife thinks it’s great that the weird-looking alien strokers come with me on those trips because she knows men have needs. She would much rather I service myself with a fleshy-looking silicone device than go to a strip club or bar.

6. Spice up your bedroom…

Strokers can spice up the bedroom. Like dildos or vibrators during foreplay, strokers can intensify the experience to a new level. Your significant other can use a stroker on you or watch you use it on yourself. Or, if you want to get creative with it, they can hold it between their legs or breasts and let you go to town on it. There’s nothing wrong with using toys on each other, and it can be a significant turn-on for most.

People get sick, aren’t in the mood, get headaches, etc.

7. Timing can be an issue…

another good reasons to own a stroker is timing. People get sick, aren’t in the mood, get headaches, etc. At some point in every relationship, timing will be an issue. Maybe you’re riled up, and your partner just wants to sleep or doesn’t feel good. Perhaps it’s a bad time of the month or whatever the case may be. This is an excellent time to have a stroker on hand. Rather than irritating your partner into sex or going to bed frustrated, you can service yourself with your happy little silicone friend.

8. Avoid being bored…

Long relationships can get sexually dull from time to time. Every once in a while, men want something different. This is part of the reason pornography is so popular. Rather than trying to convince yourself that the same hand you have been using since you were 14 is a different porn star, you can use a stroker. Trust me; it’s a lot easier to trick your brain into believing you are having sex with someone while using a silicone device instead of your hand. 

9. Comfort…

It’s a lot softer than your hand. If you are a man who works with his hands, your hands are probably rough and callused. as a lifelong mechanic, I know how uncomfortable using rough hands can be when masturbating. Not to mention all the chemicals and oils that never seem to wash off completely. Who the hell knows what effects all that crap will have on gentiles? A stroker is going to be a lot gentler on your penis. They are soft and inviting, and you don’t have to be as careful with a stroker as you do with callused hands.

10. Improve sexual performance…

The final reason to own a stroker is they can improve sexual performance. If used correctly, you can improve longevity and stamina. They say practice makes perfect, and masturbation is no different. Its been proven that using a stroker once a week and intentionally delaying your orgasm can translate into better performance in the bedroom. Your partner will thank you.

Owning a stroker has many benefits and is a fun way to explore yourself. You can use it during dry spells or when your significant other isn’t available for sex. You can indulge in fantasies and immersive yourself in them. Alien Love Co takes fantasy one step further by creating unique devices for men who are bored with the “same ol same ol.” We make all of our strokers out of platinum-cured silicone, which is soft, durable, and safe. Strokers are easy to use and easier to care for than you think. If you don’t believe me, try one for yourself.

If you have more reasons to own a stroker, please share them in the comments below.

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Reasons to Own A Stroker