Description

According to Douglas Adams book, The Hitchhikers Guide To the Galaxy, a towel is the most useful object in the universe.  As such it is recommended you always have a towel available.  We searched the galaxy to find the best material for cleaning up nocturnal emissions and here it is.  The Not A Sock towel.  It’s annoying finishing, then having to muck around looking for a T shirt (or a sock) to wipe down with. These towels have the same absorbent properties of a nice clean sock, without risking the discomfort of having your toes stick together the next day. You’ll be able to find it, even in low light conditions thanks to the glow in the dark reminder that this is Not A Sock.  No longer will you have stains on your t shirts, white socks, bed sheets, pillowcases, or whatever else you have been using.  The big bold lettering will also act as a reminder not to wipe your face with it.

Impress your partner by being classy enough to have a dedicated towel to clean up with.

100 percent cotton- machine washable.

Large enough to accommodate most emissions. (16×25 inch)

Unlike paper towels, you won’t have to pick lint off your junk the next day.

Subtle enough to not be offensive to prying eyes.

Wash before use.

Text and alien silhouette glow in the dark!