When it comes to alien sex toys for men, I may be a little biased. Having tried everything from cheap, Chinese masturbators, to flag ship sex toys from big companies like Fleshlight, I have quite a bit of experience when it comes to the subject. But as you’ve probably guessed, my favorite sex toys are alien themed.  And my favorite alien sex toys for men come from Alien Love Co. In this article, I’ll tell you my top 5 favorite alien sex toys for men and why I rate them as the best.

1 Meok

At the top of the 5 alien sex toys for men list, I picked Meok. This puffy looking male masturbator has both an interesting look and an amazing feel. Unlike most sex toys for men, Alien Love Co masturbators are made with actual silicon, which overall enhances the feeling you get during use. Meoks dual hole design features a tight hole, and a tighter hole. Both are exceptionally textured but not so much as to be over stimulating. This quality masturbator has been in my collection for over two years now and shows very little wear. Meok is a near perfect sex toy for men due to its immersive appearance, exceptional feel, and long service life.

2 Zasih

Number two on the top 5 alien sex toys for men goes to Zasih. There’s something devilishly erotic about a male masturbator with teeth. The Zasih masturbator features an easy fit opening encircled with teeth. The purple color and strange appearance make this masturbator a must have alien sex toy for men. The internal texturing feels amazing without being too tight or too loose. The teeth are made with the same soft silicone as the rest of the device, which makes them gently tickle the shaft during penetration.

Ironically, in addition to being my second choice, Zasih is also one of the top five alien sex toys for men sold by Alien Love co. Many men have felt the pleasure of Zasih, and I doubt that any of them had a bad experience.  Zasih is proof that there is much more to male sex toys than just feel.  This beautifully crafted male masturbator offers users a more unique and immersive experience.

3 Va’Jid

Third up on the top five alien sex toys for men is Va’Jid. A lot of people wouldn’t know that the current version of Va’jid is actually the third iteration of this male masturbator. I have personally owned and used all three iterations so far, and all three of them felt incredible. Va’Jids another masturbator I would describe as “not too tight, not too loose,” without being overly stimulating.

Alien sex toys for men that are manufactured with such a good appearance and at such a high quality are hard to come by. I love the color of this male masturbator, as well as the outer shape.  Va’Jid doesn’t try at all to look human, or like any other masturbator that I’ve found.  In conclusion, if you are in the market for something that looks amazing and feels the way it looks, Va’jid is a great choice. Everything about this masturbator is alien, and for all the right reasons.

4 Arista

Arista had to be on my top 5 alien sex toys for men, because this masturbator was my first. At least as far as alien sex toys are concerned. Arista is a lot more subtle than some of the other male masturbators on this list. While this alien sex toy does feature many inhuman characteristics, it does so in a familiar way. Arista doesn’t feel anything like the other male masturbators on this list, but doesn’t feel close enough to real sex to be disappointing either. With an alien masturbator, you obviously don’t want it to feel like the same ol same that you can get in real life. And this alien sex toy for men nails down the difference. Arista is a fun, long lasting, and easy to use sex toy for men.  I’ve had my Arista masturbator since 2019 and still use her frequently.

5 Vortex

Vortex is the last masturbator on my top five alien sex toys for men. Not because I don’t like her. But seeing as I’ve used my Vortex masturbator close to a thousand times over the years, this alien sex toy had to at least place. Votex looks simple, which in my opinion, is a nice touch- albeit a tad misleading. This male masturbator is tight. Really tight. And the texturing is almost unnoticeable, but can be felt if you pay attention. Sometimes you just want to know your dick is inside something, and Vortex will give you exactly that.  Vortex is my go-to male masturbator when I want to cum hard and fast.  The tightness and light texture feel extraordinary.

Conclusion

As a sex toy tester and blogger, I’ve used many sex toys from dozens of companies. I’ve found that not all sex toys are created equal.  However, a lot of “what’s good,” comes from personal experience and taste. There are a lot of great sex toys for men on the market, but I’ve yet to find any that hold up like Alien Love Co. Their masturbators are some of the easiest to use and maintain since every one of them is made of non-porous silicone. They all have a through hole for easy cleaning. And best of all, their alien sex toys for men are reasonably priced. 

As stated, I have gone so far as to use male masturbators from other companies- even cheap ones from places like Amazon or Temu.  And while they did work, they didn’t hold up over time and were definitely made with some sketchy materials.  So, which alien masturbator is your favorite? Leave us a comment below.