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Mind Control Head Condom

Hide your thoughts from aliens with a mind control head condom.  This simple piece of technology does two things: it allows its user to move about freely without the fear of their deepest thoughts being read by alien brain scans. And it simultaneously keeps its users head and ears warm.

Original price was: $16.99.Current price is: $7.99.

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Mind Control Head Condom

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Hide your thoughts from aliens with a Mind Control Head Condom.  This simple piece of technology does two things: it allows its user to move about freely without the fear of their deepest thoughts being read by alien brain scans. And it simultaneously keeps its users head and ears warm.

Keep your deepest darkest secrets safe from alien mind probes.  This simple looking piece of technology is anything but, and serves two very important functions.  It prevents extraterrestrials from reading or controlling your mind by camouflaging your brainwaves with static.  And it keeps your head and ears warm year-round.  The Mind Control Head Condom is light weight, stretchy to fit any sized head, and comes in two colors.  It looks like an ordinary beanie, but the alien graphic lets you know you grabbed the right one when trying to avoid mind scans and other mind control devices.  Make sure all the important people in your life are protected and get yours today.

Comes wrapped in tin foil.

One size fits all.

100% Acrylic.

Made in China.

Pairs nicely with our Anything is a UFO T-Shirt.

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Black, Grey

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