Alien Love Co is Veteran owned and is the premier manufacturer of alien sex toys for men. Made in the USA.
Being a beta tester for a sex toy company is probably one of the coolest parts of my job. Getting to experience all of the different strokers has been unique, to say the least. Having tried one of every device Alien Love Co sells (and several that never made it to market), I have to say not all strokers are created equal. Different strokes for different folks, I guess. Now I get to write about every stroker Alien Love Co makes, ranked in order of my favorites.
I usually don’t like talking about the size of my penis, but I feel it’s essential for the purpose of this blog. Maybe it will help you make the tough decision on which device to get. Obviously, your experience may vary, again different strokes for different folks. But my penis is 6.5 inches long and 5.5 inches in circumference. All devices will be ranked on my opinion of them using Astro-Glide water-based lubricant. If you don’t feel like reading, there’s a TL,DR list at the bottom of this page.
Buttercup takes first place in every metric. I love the way this stroker looks and feels. Small details, like the inversion of the vaginal and anal entry really show the attention to detail of Alien Love Co’s designs. Buttercup is soft and flexible, and feels awesome no matter what mood I find myself in. it’s not overly tight and its super immersive when used in conjunction with certain types of porn.
Meok was my favorite stroker on this list until Buttercup came out. The texturing is subtle enough to not be distracting or overstimulating, but it does let you know it’s there. The tightness between the two holes is well-balanced. It feels much closer to actual sex than I expected to ever experience from a toy. The appearance of Meok is close to what I would imagine a real Ogres vagina and asshole would look like. I love everything about this device.
Although this device has a tight opening, it still ranks as my third favorite. The look of the Vortex stroker is not the best, but the feeling is fantastic. Like having sex with a nice tight virgin. I do like the gold color, and the highlights look good. But the detailing on the face is somewhat lack-lackluster. This is my go-to device when I want to be done quickly and quietly.
On the other end of the tightness scale, we have my next favorite device, Belelite. The device itself has an appearance that makes sense. Belelites artwork is drawn to look almost human, so I’d expect her vagina to look pretty close, too. It is just different enough to be believable as an alien. Internally, Belelite is heavily textured, but the texture is spread out, so it doesn’t create any choke points. It’s a looser device with a broader canal than most, yet it still has good grip and suction.
Zasih is similar in fit to Belelite, but has a much different texture. It’s easy to slide into and looks particularly pleasing while watching monster porn. Zasih is messy to use- she slobbers out lubricant, especially if I’m using it at a fast pace. Which in some cases is a huge bonus, but most of the time, it’s just more to clean up. Even with the mess, Zasih ranks 5th on my list.
Arista is, by far, the most popular device Alien Love Co sells. And for a good reason. There’s a subtlety to Arista that other devices don’t have; that subtlety is only “skin deep.” The internals are a balanced mix of smooth and textured, tight and loose. Arista is an excellent, middle-of-the-road device.
For a long time, Echo was my favorite device. I love the consistency of the internal texture. It’s not too loose or tight; it’s extraordinarily stimulating without being too much. The appearance reminds me of that old-school science fiction where everything was exaggerated and didn’t really make sense. This is another device I pick up regularly, especially if I want to be done quickly.
Right in the middle of my list of every stroker Alien Love Co makes, ranked, is Scarlett. Scarlett is very similar in look to Belelite but closer to Echo in feel. It’s a bit looser than the Echo stroker but has a similar texture pattern. I like how it’s tight at entry but widens on the inside. It makes loud sucking noises during use, and you can feel its suction. I like to use Scarlett when I want to draw out my experience.
Va’Jid feels like it looks- completely alien. As far as every device Alien Love Co makes, she ranks right in the middle. I do use this device frequently. The detailing on the vaginal opening is thin, which makes it stretch during the outstroke. It gives it a “grippy vagina” look and feel. The internal texturing changes at various penetration depths, making it great for whatever I’m in the mood for. It’s not too tight or loose. If I can’t decide what device to use, Va’Jid is my go-to.
Dintissi is just amazing. Â She looks fantastic, is comfortable to use, and has a heavy texture set that is highly satisfying. I like this device; however, it still ranks poorly on this list. The amount of texture it has is excellent, but sometimes it’s overstimulating. I’ve got to be in a certain mood to use Dintissi. Usually, I use her as a “round two” go-to. However, I avoid this device altogether if I haven’t done anything in several days.
Back when Alien Love Co was The Flesh Portal, Linos was the number one selling device. It’s alien enough to appeal to a broad audience while also looking soft and inviting. I probably used my Linos device hundreds of times, but for me, it’s just not as good as some of the others on the list. It’s a hair tighter than I would want it to be. But still feels good. The texture doesn’t make much difference, and you really have to pay attention, or you’ll miss it.
T’Pim is another device I enjoyed and used as my daily driver for a while. It’s got a well-rounded texture and tightness, a great appearance, and works well with immersive play. The reason it’s so low on this list is durability. In all fairness, I’ve had T’Pim for over 2 years now. And it’s still an incredible stroker. But the opening developed a small tear over time. I’ve also had some of the internal structure shear off. Not enough to notice during use. But it is enough to mention.
Using Lepi is like getting a blow job from someone with a small mouth. The entry is tight, almost to the point of obnoxiousness. The rest of the inside opens up to a more comfortable canal. I enjoy its texturing, but with its tight entryway, it gets a bad rating from me. After using it many times, the entry ripped a little bit, and I had to fix it with some Sil Poxy. Granted, I was using it almost exclusively for several months, and I really put it through the wringer. As a device for occasional use, it would be fine. But if you’re getting something for regular use, get something else.
Naolete is advertised as having an asymmetric canal. Surprisingly, you can feel the difference between the top and bottom and the left and right sides. It makes for a uniquely stimulating experience. The texturing is enough to know it’s there, but not so much that it becomes over-stimulating. Overall, Naolete is a suitable device. My biggest gripe is that I have to apply additional lube at various intervals during use. I think this is because of the large chambers inside the device. The lube gets in those chambers and sits there. This is particularly bothersome if you are using an alternate lube as it can make cleanup a complete pain.
This was one of the first devices made by Alien Love Cos designers. While I do enjoy it, it still ranks poorly on my list. I’ve probably used my Nemorless device over 200 times, so maybe it’s a boredom issue. The internals feel good and fit well on my penis, but the texturing can sometimes be a bit overstimulating. Appearance-wise, I like the look, but I wish the detail was more pronounced. Nemorless is still one of the most popular devices sold by Alien Love Co, and customers seem to really enjoy it.
Estella is tight. Really tight. Both holes are so tight that they try to push my penis out. As with all the other double-hole devices on this list (except Buttercup), the anus is the tighter of the two. While I can feel internal texturing with my finger, I don’t notice it during regular use. I love the appearance of this one. The way it stretches way out during penetration looks fantastic. Unfortunately, this is rarely my go-to device due to the extreme tightness. We have a phrase that gets used way too often around the office, “Estellas ass. The tightest thing we sell.”
Last on my list of every stroker Alien Love Co makes ranked, is Delphine. While I have and still use Delphine, internally, it’s not my favorite. I think this device looks stunning. I love the design as well as the color. but the canal is heavily textured, almost to the point of uncomfortable. It does make a very satisfying suction sound, but it still ranks dead last on my list.
In summary, I’ve really enjoyed all of Alien Love Cos strokers. We have a good selection, and each device has a different enough feel from the others to justify owning several. I’ve personally used several other brands of strokers. For the money, nothing comes close to the quality, durability, and visual appeal of Alien Love Co strokers. Most of my devices have been used hundreds of times and show almost no signs of wear. I don’t use specialty care products on my strokers, just basic hand soap and water-based and natural lubes. There has been no discoloration, fading, or change of consistency of any of them.
1. Buttercup 2. Meok 3. Vortex 4. Belelite 5. Zasih 6. Arista 7. Echo 8. Scarlett 9. Va’Jid 10. Dintissi 11. Linos 12. T’Pim 13. Lepi 14. Naolete 15. Nemorless 16. Estella 17. Delphine
Alien Love Co is Veteran owned and is the premier manufacturer of alien sex toys for men. Made in the USA.