50 State Monsters Reimagined as Sexy Cartoons

Each state of the U.S. has its own crypted or monster that it is famous for, some have several in fact. This Halloween we thought, “What would they look like as a sexy cartoon?”  I personally went through all 50 states, reimagined, and crafted each crypted just for your entertainment. Some of the states gave me a run for my money, trying to make something so outlandish and with so many specific traits look hot. But, let me introduce you. Here are the 50 state monsters reimagined as sexy cartoons.

Alabama

To start us off we have the Alabama “White thang”. The descriptions that the witnesses give tend to vary wildly. Some say it’s a white, ape-like humanoid similar to that of bigfoot and some describe it as a lion anthropoid (or human like lion). One account says it has the body of a kangaroo and the head of a lion, but this is what I went with.

Alaska

For Alaska we have the Tizheruk. A mythical serpent-like creature that is said to inhabit the waters near Key Island Alaska. It is a giant-sea serpent of the Inuit religion said to have a two-meter head and a tail with a flipper.

Arizona

Arizona has the Mogollon Monster, commonly described as a large bipedal creature, over 7 ft. tall with large red eyes. Its body is said to be covered with long black or reddish-brown hair, with the exclusion of the chest, face, hands, and feet.

Arkansas

In Arkansas lives the Fouke, also a large bipedal creature covered in dark hair, very similar to that of Bigfoot and the Mogollon Monster.

California

California is home to the actual bipedal creature known as Bigfoot. A common household name for a bipedal creature ape-like, fur covering everything except the chest, face, hands, and feet.

Colorado

Colorado has the Slide-rock Bolter, a whale-like creature with a massive head, sunken eyes, and a tail that resembled the fluked tail fin of a dolphin. Some descriptions are fishier and some lean more toward sentient mudslide, in my depiction I went for sentient mudslide.

Connecticut

Connecticut’s monsters are the melon heads. Small humanoids with bulbous heads who hide on the road and attack anyone who may cross their path. Rumor has it they were 10-20 sanitarium escapees from a burned down asylum in the 60’s. Still, the myth lives on.

Delaware

Delawares state monster is the Zwaanendael Merman. The Zwaanendael Merman, or in this case, mermaid, is a half human half fish. Mermaids seem to be a popular myth not just in the 50 states, but worldwide.

Florida

Florida has the Skunk Ape, a large hairy human/skunk hybrid. Of all the 50 state monsters reimagined as sexy cartoons, for some reason, the Skunk Ape is one of my favorites.

Georgia

Georgias Altamaha-ha or Altie is a legendary sea creature often described similarly to the Loch Ness Monster, but with similar by shape to that of a mermaid (two arms, one tail). I depicted this one as a mermaid because of the shape suggested by the sightings.

Hawaii

On the islands of Hawaii live the Menehune- Hawaii’s version of a leprechaun. They are a race of tiny magical fey humanoid. 

Idaho

Idaho has Sharlie or Slimy Slim. A 35-feet long monster with a dinosaur-like head, humps on its back and shell-like skin.

Illinois

Illinois is the home of the Enfield Horror. A grey creature, short in stature, with big pink eyes, three legs and two short little arms.

Indiana

Indiana, the Beast of Busco, an enormous snapping turtle claimed to be found in 1949. The 50 state monsters reimagined as sexy cartoons wouldn’t be complete without a sexy female ninja turtle.

Iowa

Iowa has the Van Meter Monster, said to be half human half animal with large wings smooth like a bat. Sometimes its depicted as a bat humanoid and sometimes it’s more depicted as a pterodactyl, in this case I chose the latter.

Kansas

Kansas is the home of Sink Hole Sam, a worm-like creature said to inhabit a portion of Inman Lake in Kansas known as “The Sinkhole”.

Kentucky

Kentucky, the Kelly Little Green Men, a group of alien or goblin-like creatures depicted just like their namesake. Who doesn’t love a hot goblin?

Louisiana

Louisiana has the Rougarou, with the body of a man and the head of a wolf the Rougarou is said to search for misbehaving children.

Maine

Maines state monster is the Spector Moose. She is said to be a 2500 lb. moose, white in color with a 12 ft span of antlers.

Maryland

Maryland has Chessie, a large serpent-like sea creature that resides in Chesapeake Bay.

Massachusetts

Massachusetts monster is the Dover Demon. its said to be a grey alien-like creature seen on a deserted road in the 70’s.

Michigan

Michigan home of the Michigan Dogman, a seven-foot tall, blue-eyed, or amber-eyed bipedal canine-like animal with the torso of a man and a fearsome howl that sounds like a human scream.

Minnesota

Minnesotas state monster is the Wendigo. Described as having ashen flesh, long limbs, long, sharp claws, and teeth, and their eyes are said to be sunken in and glowing red. A shifter originally from Native American folklore.

Mississippi

In Mississippi lives the Pascagoula River alien. Its said to have no discernable eyes, three carrot like protrusions where the eyes and ears should be; a slit for a mouth, elephant like skin and feet that are seemingly fused together.

Missouri

In Missouri, we get Momo. A bipedal creature much like Bigfoot, the Fouke, and the Mogollon Monster.

Montana

Montana is home to Shunka Warak’in.  Portrayed similar to a hyena the description: four feet long and twenty-eight inches at the shoulder, dark gray in color, with a low head and sloping back.

Nebraska

Nebraska is home to another lake monster called Alkali. Alkali was said to look a lot like an alligator, complete with a rhinoceros like horn.

Nevada

Nevadas state monster is Tahoe Tessie. A giant serpent-like lake monster similar to the Loch Ness Monster.

New Hampshire

New Hampshire is home to wood devils. Bipedal creatures, tall and hairy with long pointy faces and covered in grayish fur.

New Jersey

The Jersey Devil is a kangaroo-like creature with the face of a horse, the head of a dog, bat-like wings, horns, and a tail.

New Mexico

In New Mexico, the state monster is Teratorns. A vulture looking thunderbird.

New York

New Yorks monster is Champ or Champy. A 187ft sea monster. Descriptions are again similar to the Lock Ness Monster.

North Carolina

For North Carolina, we have The Beast of Bladenboro, described as resembling a bear or a panther. 

North Dakota

North Dakota, Miniwashitu, a creature that if you see it, will make you go insane. A creature akin to a bison, red in color, with one horn protruding out the center of its skull, and a singular eye.

Ohio

In Ohio, the state monster is Loveland Frogmen. This monster is described as a frog humanoid.

Oklahoma

Oklahoma has the Oklahoma Octopus. Which is a giant freshwater octopus.

Oregon

Oregon is home to Colossal Claude. Claude has a round tan body with a snake, horse or camel-like head and a long serpentine tail.

Pennsylvania

Pennsylvanias state monster is the Squonk. Generally described as a naked mole rat. The Squonk is a small ugly creature that cries in the forest at night over being so ugly.

Rhode Island

Rhode Islands monster is the Vampire Mercy Brown. In 1892, the “oddly well preserved” exhumed body of 19-year-old Mercy Brown led many to believe she was a vampire responsible for the death of her family.

South Carolina

In South Carolina, the state monster is Lizard man of Scrape Ore Swamp- or in this case, Lizard Woman. She is a lizard humanoid. 

South Dakota

South Dakotas monster is Taku-He. A bipedal creature similar to Bigfoot, but with reddish brown fur, ashen skin and a notorious top hat.

Tennessee

Tennessee has the Tennessee Wildman- another instance of a bipedal bigfoot type creature.

Texas

Its no surprise that Texas state monster is the Chupacabra. A popular dog or lizard-like creature with quills on its back.

Utah

Utahs state monster is the Bear Lake Monster. A large lake monster resembling that of a mosasaurus. Strange that so many of these land locked states have sea monsters as their state monster.

Vermont

Vermonts monster is the Northfield Pigman. Which are a kind of pig humanoid.

Virginia

Virginias monster is Snallygaster. Described as half-reptile, half-bird having a metallic beak lined with razor-sharp teeth, occasionally alongside octopus-like tentacles.

Washington

Washingtons monster is yet another Sasquatch, bigfoot, yeti, bipedal creature.

West Virginia

West Virginia is home to the famous Mothman. A black 10-foot creature with wings and red eyes. Mothman is one of the most well-known state monsters.

Wisconsin

Wisconsins monster, The Beast of Bray Road is a 7 foot tall humanoid covered in fur or hair. The Beast has a head resembling a wolf and large, glowing red or orange eyes.

Wyoming

The state monster of Wyoming is the Jackalope. A jackrabbit with the horns of an antelope.

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50 State Monsters Reimagined as Sexy Cartoons